It had been a stupid week... ever!

You know you are stupid (even temporarily) when ...

1. You looked at the jar and wondered why the sugar granules was so fine!!! And you thought, it could be one of those diet sugar. 2 spoonful and 10 minutes later when you sip your tea, you left your collegues wondered about the funny expression on your face (yes... that fine granules was salt, you dummy!)
   
2. You normally drive wearing slipper instead of your decent work shoes. You parked your car, switched off the engine and change the footware, locked the door and started walking to your office. A few seconds later, you walked back to your car, opened the door and sat in the car again, because you have to get the other pair of the shoe. You were walking with one foot in the work shoe and the other still in your slipper!!! (a big time duhhhhhhhhhhh).
3. The morning before, you also went through the same routine. Your parked your car, switched off the engine and changed the footware. You wondered why it took you quite some times to fit into them. But you thought, must be one of those days where you're running late and suddenly nothing run smoothly! Off you go after locking the car, then somebody noticed your eyes nearly popped out. You felt funny walking that day, then you stopped dead in your track!!! Because you saw you had your left shoe in you right foot and the other shoe in your left foot!! (OH MY GOODNESS!!! You just thanked your lucky star that you had some sense left to came earlier to work that day,as there were less people around early in the morning).

There were other interesting incidents I went through during that week. But let me not start rubbing more salts into my deep wounds! The salty tea was enought to provide my sodium requirement to last a week.