Tuesday, April 18

My cat burped but I haven't heard him fart!

Yeah.. I know. What a boring subject, but I swear. It was the first time I heard a cat burp!!!

Which brings me back to many years ago, when my cousin swore that cats fart like human when I scolded him for farting quietly when I'm around (if smell could kill, I would be dead at a very young age).

I'm still not sure of whether that is true, as I have no first hand experience of hearing one. I have smelled something sometimes back, but I wasn't sure whether it was the cat or the person that I was with! I just don't know how to bring up the question, and it is definately not a question you casually can ask an aquaintance... "eh.. did you just fart? smell awful by the way!"... nah... too awkward of a question!

Some people think farting is hillarious, while some think nothing of it. There are also those that swear it is so impolite!!! I think I fall in the category between... and depending on the exact situation. I mean, how can silent fart in a small, crowded and slow elevator can ever be funny!?!?! Worst still, when there are 3 people (including yourself lah) in the elevator and somehow everybody just eyeing each other with dirty looks. No matter how innocent you are, you will always be a suspect to other person who isn't guilty like yourself! There's no escape, I tell ya!

Same as burping... sometimes I feel disgusted by loud burping even though I shouldn't because it is quite a common thing in this part of the world.

But I definately think that my cat's burp was cute!!!! Yes, I am a certified nutter!

3 comments:

Jill Yusoff said...

hehehe...i can tell you with certainty that cats do fart. and the smell. oh my!!!

worthlessthought said...

thanks for enlighting me!!!

worthlessthought said...

TTG - waiting to fart!!! sounds like a potential movie title (opposite of waiting to exhale!! hehehehe)